Thursday, July 28, 2005

Dean Update

I've never blogged about anything. Fuckity fuck fuck shit ass dick pussy cock cunt. Now that I got that out of the way.

I tried walking on a pipe last night. It worked suprisingly well. The pipe bounced and bended as I walked on it like a wire. I liked that. But when I was done the pipe was bent a smidge. I still want the pipe to be my last resort. I really really really want a wire. I'm just a wee bit sore. Heather taught us some great stuff. Last night. It was really hard stuff. I cant wait to see what doing that stuff everyday will do to my body. I need to start making my wig. Next week I will learn how to walk on glass.

Two days ago I got pissed off in my apt and smashed some dishes. There was glass on the floor and I didnt clean it up. I just walked on it for a whole day. I thought it was so neat. I didnt get cut or anything. It made me feel so much better. I love the idea. I love sharp things. Mostly glass. Sharp metal is gross and scares me. I would never ever want to be stabbed, but I'll rake a broken bottle across my face anyday.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

John Update

Well, I want to incorporate water and glass into my daredevil study. I started this idea because I tend to not drink enough water, so I thought that well... now I will try drinking too much water. But I don't think my bladder will be able to handle that onstage for an hour and a half, while also jumping around and climbing over the audience, and pouring buckets of water on myself and slapping people silly. Also I am fascinated by a guy name Joe in California who buried himself in a glass coffin. He craved fame, and yet he didn't take the precautions needed to do the stunt. People have died before doing stunts, but this was severly unplanned and his friends and family told him it wouldn't work. He invited press and friends and talked about his fame-to-be, and he died. He suffocated.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Daredevils in rehearsal

Hey folks, soon we will post thought on our rehearsal process, our stupid stunts and the difficult talents we are trying to teach ourselves.

Wish us luck.